come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
New Chunks Explored: 415629 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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