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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 294 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Runes Activated: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Ores Mined: 5537 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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