come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 3 Crops Grown: 3463
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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