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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Secret Passages Found: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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