come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Crops Grown: 6420 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Mines Excavated: 1782 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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