come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
Magical Moments Shared: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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