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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Farms Harvested: 488 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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