Nation Obliteration Minecraft SMP

Anarchy, anger, apocalyptic desires, Chaos, controversial opinions, Destruction, extreme views, extremist ideology, Frustration, hatred, Minecraft, nation, obliteration, Political unrest, radical beliefs, Radicalism, Rebellion, revolution, smp, societal collapse, uprising, violent fantasies, Wishful thinking

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Votes:	1953	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	2365
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a boring old nation that’s just begging to be blown to smithereens? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme and destruction is the name of the game.

Imagine a world where TNT rains from the sky like confetti and creepers are your best friends. Our community is filled with players who are just itching to see the nation crumble to pieces, so why not join in on the fun?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures or will you be blown to bits trying?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when someone might decide to blow up your house for a laugh.

HexArchon

Bedrock Support, boss fights, consoles, Custom-Modeled, Daily Rewards, dedicated hardware, Fresh content, HexArchon, Joining FAQs, Magic Items, mmorpg, Player Shops, playstyles, Quality-of-life improvements, Repeatable Quests, smp, trustworthy, Unique Builds, unique traits, Zero-Lag Gameplay

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Divine Spears Created:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Feature	Description
Server Name	HexArchon
Type	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP
Gameplay Features	Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons
Server Trailer	Watch Trailer
Discord Server	Join Discord
Wiki	Visit Wiki

FAQ

How do I join the HexArchon server?

To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.

What are some of the unique gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?

HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.

What values does HexArchon prioritize?

Community voice & transparency
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

What technical specifications does the HexArchon server operate on?

The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.

Mystic Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANON TOKYO, art, Ave Mujica, celebration, collaboration, Community, creativity, culture, Entertainment, Event, Gathering, Grove, inspiration, Japan, love, Music, mystic, nyamucchi, Performance, presented by, Togawa Grupu, TOKYO

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

FlushCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, brother, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Eviction, family, FlushCraft, flushing, Gay, house rules, hygiene, LGBTQ, living situation, living together, Minecraft, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, Server, sibling, TOILET

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Void Gems Collected:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Star Shards Collected:	154	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1883	Towns Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7941
Mines Excavated:	2266	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	410769
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Divine Spears Created:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Emeralds Found:	7602

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5621
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1964	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!