haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Towns Built: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3377 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Alien Abductions: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Animals Bred: 14
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Mines Excavated: 2869
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 119 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Emeralds Found: 495

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Players Killed by Monsters: 6237
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Farms Harvested: 676

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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