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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Meteorites Collected: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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