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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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