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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Meteorites Collected: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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