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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ores Mined: 5554 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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