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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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