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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 5237
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Magic Items Found: 5309
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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