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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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