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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Runes Activated: 6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 6168 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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