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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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