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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 427 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

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