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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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