so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 113 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Animals Bred: 37

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

    /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4487
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4223 Dragon Scales Harvested: 240
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Chimeras Created: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Villages Defended: 16 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 467
    Falling into the Void: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Star Shards Collected: 141
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Towns Built: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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