so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 270 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Animals Bred: 108
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Crops Grown: 6921 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 230 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Runes Activated: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Towns Built: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 New Chunks Explored: 44402
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Alien Abductions: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Magic Items Found: 3413
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Emeralds Found: 2452 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Zombie Dances: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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