so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Astral Projections Made: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Alien Abductions: 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7282
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Potions Brewed: 124 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Star Shards Collected: 132

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 466
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Zombie Dances: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Buildings Constructed: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1435 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Runes Activated: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Star Shards Collected: 235
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Villages Defended: 19
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Endless Legions Commanded: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 6615
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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