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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5520 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 127 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Emeralds Found: | 928 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 160 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!
