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Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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