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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 229 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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