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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Villages Defended: 14
Gods Slained: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 17
Potions Brewed: 110 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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