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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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