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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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