| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!
2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!
3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!
4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!
so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!
If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!
Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?
So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3994 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Server Type | Launch Date | Rules | Ranking System |
|---|---|---|---|
| Anarchy | 9/23/2024 | No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security | Playtime based ranking system |
JAVA: nova-anarchy.us
BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132
Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.
Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.
Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 193 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 291 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7045 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!
So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 47 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2356 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Need a reason to keep grinding for that next level? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoots rainbows? That’s right, you heard us correctly. This chicken is not to be messed with, but if you can defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can slice through anything like butter.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited power and knowledge. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their challenges, and you’ll be on your way to becoming the most powerful player in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the insanity begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 764961 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
