Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Animals Bred: 177
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6674 Astral Projections Made: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Farms Harvested: 811

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Crops Grown: 3130

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 298 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 444 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Crops Grown: 4094 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 962362 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 978
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Potions Brewed: 61 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Crops Grown: 8047
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 429 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Villages Defended: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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