Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Enchantments Applied: 201 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 20
Towns Built: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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