Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dimension Hops: 7
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Patates Junior High School

    Patates Junior High School

    PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

    -Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

    Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

    Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

    Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Animals Bred: 95
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 437 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Magic Crystals Found: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • RedPenTeacher404

    RedPenTeacher404
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Magic Items Found: 6553
    Dimension Hops: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CringeCraft_Server

    CringeCraft_Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Pirates of the Dead

    Pirates of the Dead

    welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

    what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

    HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Enchantments Applied: 157
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

    SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NoobMaster69

    NoobMaster69
    Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

    AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Farms Harvested: 904
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 424

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Parenting Playtime Paradise

    Parenting Playtime Paradise
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

    we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

    but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Potions Brewed: 80
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Cube Kingdom

    Cube Kingdom

    We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Dimension Hops: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Animals Bred: 169 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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