Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Potions Brewed: 158
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Star Shards Collected: 164

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CringeCraft_Server

    CringeCraft_Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pirates of the Dead

    Pirates of the Dead

    welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

    what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

    HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 1989
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Villages Defended: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

    SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Mythical Quests Completed: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NoobMaster69

    NoobMaster69
    Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 282 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

    AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Emeralds Found: 1915 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Parenting Playtime Paradise

    Parenting Playtime Paradise
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

    we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

    but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Cube Kingdom

    Cube Kingdom

    We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1572 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 9888
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • WanderWild SMP

    WanderWild SMP

    A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Farms Harvested: 734
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3603 Dimension Hops: 9
    Love Letters Sent: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bible Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Ores Mined: 9065
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Emeralds Found: 5785
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

    Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

    Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

    Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • StopSignDropMom

    StopSignDropMom
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

    Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

    Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

    Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

    CozyTV4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6362
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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