Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Villages Defended: 15
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 New Chunks Explored: 152294
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyNoobz

    CraftyNoobz
    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Farms Harvested: 403 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Minecraft Uzbekistan

    Minecraft Uzbekistan

    A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

    Create, Build, Enjoy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8007
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Mega Mango

    Mega Mango

    Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

    Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Battle Brits Minecraft Server

    Battle Brits Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

    With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

    Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Chimeras Created: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

    & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4276 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • HouthisGonnaHateCraft

    HouthisGonnaHateCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

    Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Warning

    Warning

    made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Patates Junior High School

    Patates Junior High School

    PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

    -Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

    Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1232 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

    Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

    Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 359 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • RedPenTeacher404

    RedPenTeacher404
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Towns Built: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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