Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a change of scenery and some LOLs along the way? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us on our server located in Cape Town, South Africa, where the fiber optic internet flows like water and the adventures never end. Our founder is a remote worker who decided to move to Cape Town on a whim because why not? Midlife crisis? More like midlife Minecraft madness!

From building epic bases in Camps Bay to exploring the Mediterranean climate, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So pack your virtual bags and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond mines!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Potions Brewed: 101
Gods Slained: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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