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BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8325
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Towns Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3563
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Votes:	3344	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	370
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9480
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Emeralds Found:	338	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5746	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Farms Harvested:	364

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1763	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Votes:	6407	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9167
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Mines Excavated:	2776	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Animals Bred:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Animals Bred:	147
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Players:	97/500	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6336
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22