Morning Macrophage Mayhem | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NailBiters Minecraft Server

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, break up, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, inconsiderate behavior, living with a partner, Minecraft, nail clippings, nail-biting, NailBiters, personal hygiene, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Void Armor Forged:	26

Are you tired of cleaning up after your significant other’s gross habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you won’t find any nail-biting boyfriends leaving their nails everywhere. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who know how to clean up after themselves (or at least their virtual blocks). Plus, our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your real-life relationship woes. So say goodbye to nail clippings on the living room table and hello to endless hours of fun on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your boyfriend’s gross habits.

LineCutLlamaLOL

aita, asian, calling out, Canada, Confrontation, Costco, Costco card, covid shot, cutting a line, documentation, elderly couple, history info, line, LineCutLlamaLOL, man, pharmacist, pharmacy, Public, Rude, Tall, wait time, WOMAN

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Are you tired of waiting in line for your Covid shot and being accused of being rude for simply trying to follow the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.

With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!

Crafty30Skills

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Crafty30Skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, leadership skills, lifelong learning, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self-care, self-discipline, skill development, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

What’s a skill everyone should learn by 30? Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important skill you’ll learn is how to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle against an army of evil creepers! Trust us, you’ll never look at poultry the same way again. Plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can test your parkour skills and dodge deadly traps. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while having a clucking good time!

MexiCraft: Trump’s Nightmare

América Mexicana, border, controversy, criticism, debate, Diplomacy, Government, immigration, international relations, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, name change, nationalism, Nightmare, North America, Politics, president, response, suggestion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
New Chunks Explored:	722269	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Votes:	2299
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	509
Secret Passages Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23

so, like, u ever wanted to live in a world where mexico and america are like BFFs? well, now u can on this epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the ultimate crossover event where mexico’s president is like “nah bro, let’s call it America Mexicana” and everyone is just like YAAAS QUEEN.

build your own taco stand, ride donkeys through the desert, and battle it out with cactus monsters. we got sombreros for days and piñatas filled with diamonds.

come join us on this wild ride and let’s make america mexicana the best place to mine and craft! VIVA LA MEXICO! 🌵🌮💎

Pixel Pals: Mental Health Quest

Alternative solution, Australia, Australia’s youth, Banning social media, Benefits, Crisis, framework, harms, health, Mental, mental health, mental health crisis, opinion, Overlooked solution, PALS, PIXEL, Preventing harms, Preventing harms of social media., Promoting benefits, public health, Public health approach, Quest, social media, social media use, Youth mental health crisis

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchantments Applied:	128
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so, like, u know how some peeps think banning social media is gonna like, solve all the problems with like, mental health and stuff? well, we got a better idea on our minecraft server! we got this wild public health approach that’s gonna like, prevent all the bad stuff from social media while still letting u enjoy all the good stuff! it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know? come join us and be part of this crazy experiment that’s gonna like, change the world or something! plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this epic journey!

Penumbralcraft

advanced tools, atmosphere, base building, Combat, Creative Builds, Dynamic lighting, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, Fortifications, Griefing, immersive design, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, Raiding, Soundscapes, stealing, stunning visuals, Survival, territory system, Traps

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server

Server Information
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Modpack: CurseForge
Worldborder: 10k x 10k
TPS: 20

Overview

Step into a world of shadowy landscapes and calculated conflict. Penumbralcraft offers an immersive experience for players who enjoy atmospheric environments and the challenges of survival and PvP.

Explore Eldritch Biomes, engage in strategic PvP, build impenetrable fortresses, and immerse yourself in the ambiance. Unleash your creativity and thrive in this unique Minecraft server.

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. However, combat and stealing are allowed during gameplay.

What is the worldborder size?

The worldborder is set at 10k x 10k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.

What modpack does the server use?

The server uses the CurseForge modpack for Minecraft version 1.20.1.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 or join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hYWYT9hA4w

Mystic Femme Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, Alexis Texas, attractive, beautiful women, BLONDE, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, femme, Glamorous, Gorgeous, influencer, Isles, Long hair, MODEL, mystic, Popular, posing, seductive, Sitting, social media, social networks, Stunning, women like that

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, bro, forget about those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women like Alexis Texas! Yeah, you heard me right, we got hot babes playing Minecraft with us, what more could you ask for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride of gaming and eye candy!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, brother, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, ENTITLEMENT, family, Frustration, Minecraft, overstepping, Permission, possessions, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and cars are not borrowed without permission!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft, where you never know when your brother might steal your virtual car and leave you stranded in the pixelated wilderness.

But fear not, for on our server, you can set your own rules and enforce them with an iron pickaxe if necessary. Build your own virtual empire, protect your belongings, and show your brother who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come on down to our server and unleash your fury in a way that won’t get you kicked out of your own house. Let’s mine, craft, and conquer together – just make sure to ask before borrowing someone’s virtual car!

Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker

animal habitats, Bashin, city ordinances, city services, community responsibility, community standards, couch removal, environmental concerns, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborly etiquette, outdoor furniture, outdoor storage, Pest Control, property maintenance, property rights, public health, sanitation, Trash, trash removal, Waste Disposal, wildlife, Yanker, YARD

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mines Excavated:	3652	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Animals Bred:	57
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Votes:	9514

Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Buildings Constructed:	46
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	571	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	270	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Items Found:	2172	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Players:	110/200	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Mines Excavated:	4998
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4