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| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?
So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 273 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!
join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.
plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.
so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!
Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!
| Shopping District | Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store! |
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| Spooky Vibes | Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner. |
| Safe & Sound | We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect. |
| Explore Easily | Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation! |
| Plan on Staying? | Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon! |
Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided. |
| Is there an age requirement? | Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above. |
| Can I build in the shopping district? | Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district. |
| How can I participate in the Halloween base contest? | Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates! |
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.
But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?
So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Animals Bred: | 53 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 441 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2260 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!
OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
