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| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).
Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 1709 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
