| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 358 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 3155 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7405 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5366 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 913 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?
Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4912 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3036 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 441110 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 817 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.
Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7869 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9531 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).
so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 608 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5183 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 250 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6630 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.
Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9640 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2455 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 36 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2388 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 207 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5922 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3350 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7209 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?
Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7697 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 953 |
Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!
