so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Farms Harvested: 420
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Endless Night Skies: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Anime Master Minecraft Server

    Anime Master Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just like every other one out there? Well, look no further because our server is like a Japanese animator’s dream come true! We slip in all our wildest fetishes into the game for a truly unique and unforgettable experience.

    Join us if you want to see giant tentacle monsters roaming the land, catgirls with magical powers, and mechs battling it out in epic PvP battles. Who needs boring old creepers and zombies when you can have a server that’s straight out of an anime fever dream?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures along the way.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4890 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP

    Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take lighting effects to a whole new level! Forget about any other game on PC that used similar lighting effects before Halo in 2001, because we are the pioneers of epic lighting in Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where torches shine brighter than your future, where the moonlight is so realistic you’ll forget you’re in a blocky universe. Our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses at night!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where we take lighting seriously, because let’s be real, who needs sunlight when you have our epic lighting effects? Join now and prepare to be dazzled by the glow of our torches and the sparkle of our lava pits. It’s a bright new world on our Minecraft SMP, and we can’t wait for you to join us!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Potions Brewed: 198
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

    BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of their parents and living rent-free while you work hard to build your own empire in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like Dan! Join us and build your own virtual kingdom while teaching Dan a lesson in responsibility. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Don’t be an enabler like Dan’s parents, join us now and let’s show him how it’s done!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingBlock25

    WeddingBlock25
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further than our server, where we treat you like royalty! Just like this parent who paid for all their older kids’ weddings without blinking an eye, we’ll shower you with riches and rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.

    And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Mines Excavated: 1042
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HackLifeMinecraftSMP

    HackLifeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WishCraft: Make it Happen!

    WishCraft: Make it Happen!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

    But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

    So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyJerusalemMC Server

    BlockyJerusalemMC Server
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

    AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Emeralds Found: 4007
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Farms Harvested: 454
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

    QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost
    join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

    come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

    we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

    discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

    so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Ores Mined: 3573
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

    Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

    Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • > Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

    > Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 479
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

    MomCalmDown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Villages Defended: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartySizeSecrets

    BlockPartySizeSecrets
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

    Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

    So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

    Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP
    The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5981 Buildings Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyGrinCraft

    BlockyGrinCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Towns Built: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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