Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more strict than my mom’s 6th marriage? Look no further! Join our server where we have more rules than you can shake a stick at. Want to ride a 4-wheeler? Better make sure those tire marks are invisible. Want to fish in our pond? Better not get too close to the liner! And don’t even think about using the game room or movie theater without our supervision – we’re watching you!

But hey, it’s all worth it for the chance to eat outside on the game card table, right? And who needs a dog in the house when you can have your own garage for him? So come join us on our server where the rules are as strict as my mom’s plastic runners at a pool party. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t get yelled at for leaving your shoes by the front door!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 3639 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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