Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Crops Grown: 4274
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Enchantments Applied: 144 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SocialMediaAddict Minecraft Server

    SocialMediaAddict Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract your wife from her social media addiction? Look no further! Join our server and watch as she spends hours building and exploring instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram and TikTok.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so engaging that it will cure her paranoia and irrational fears. Say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with thoughts of intruders breaking in – now she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to worry about anything else.

    And if that’s not enough, our server will even inspire her to embrace the great outdoors! No more arguments about day trips to museums and parks – she’ll be begging you to take her on adventures in the virtual world instead.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and watch as your wife’s social media addiction transforms into a love for gaming and exploration. Who knew pixels could be so powerful?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness for some blocky fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any stepdad drama. No pressure to accept new dads or replace beloved memories here! Plus, we don’t discriminate against ghostly dads – they get their own special seat for photos too!

    So why join our server? Because here, you can have your wedding your way without anyone telling you what to do. No need to worry about stepdads demanding special roles or moms treating deceased loved ones like replaceable accessories. It’s all about you and your blocks, baby!

    Come join us and build your way to happiness, one block at a time. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Save the Creepers!

    Save the Creepers!
    hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. FIRST OF ALL, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. u can be rich af in no time. SECONDLY, our server is protected by a pack of wild wolves that will attack any griefers. so u can build ur masterpiece in peace. AND LASTLY, we have a secret mission to save the rare pink sheep from extinction. we are the only species that will save another species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2525 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks

    Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got these brain cells that are, like, super smart and stuff. they track pronouns and link them to the right person in a sentence. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

    join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!

    imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.

    so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • 🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

    🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

    Tree SMP Minecraft Server

    Tree SMP has been open for a week and we will be having the end fight this upcoming Saturday, October 5th (More details on our discord). Come join us for the fun! We are looking for more active players and hoping you can join us on our Minecraft adventure.

    IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg | Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

    Map size Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
    Render Distance 10 Chunks
    Gamemode Hard
    Griefing/PvP Enabled
    TnT/Carpet duping Enabled
    Netheroof Enabled
    Bedrock break Enabled

    We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the server?

    To join Tree SMP, simply use the IP TreeSMP.mc.gg in your Minecraft client.

    2. What is the server’s Discord server?

    You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS for more information and to connect with other players.

    3. When is the end fight taking place?

    The end fight will be happening on Saturday, October 5th. More details can be found on our Discord server.

    4. What are the server rules?

    Some of the key rules on Tree SMP include no hacking, respect other players, and no griefing outside of designated areas. More detailed rules can be found in our Discord server.

    5. Can I use mods on the server?

    We allow certain mods on the server, but it is recommended to check with the server admins or in the Discord server for a list of approved mods.

    6. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a server admin or moderator either in-game or through our Discord server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2189 Villages Defended: 16
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Godot Fork Minecraft Server

    Godot Fork Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Godot? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to wait for anything! Our server is so fast, even Godot himself would be impressed.

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You’ll never know what to expect around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a rainbow or a zombie doing the cha-cha.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 65
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • My RX 7800 XT Minecraft SMP Warranty Repair – Still Not OP

    My RX 7800 XT Minecraft SMP Warranty Repair – Still Not OP
    Are you tired of dealing with faulty graphics cards in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where even the most broken RX 7800 XTs work perfectly fine! Our server is so magical, it can even fix hardware issues with just a click of a button. Who needs warranty repairs when you can just hop on our server and game in peace? Join now and experience the wonders of our mystical Minecraft world where GPUs never fail and gamers never cry over broken tech!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • XmasBoyfriendNotReady Minecraft Server

    XmasBoyfriendNotReady Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and skeletons!

    We understand the struggle of navigating post-divorce family dynamics, which is why our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. No need to worry about your mom’s boyfriend crashing Christmas dinner – on our server, the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally fall into a ravine.

    So come join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of finding your new normal. Plus, who needs awkward family gatherings when you can spend the holidays mining for diamonds and battling zombies?

    Don’t be an Enderman hiding in the shadows – join our Minecraft server and let the holiday stress melt away like snow in the Nether!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Animals Bred: 54 Star Shards Collected: 127
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SisGone4Garden

    SisGone4Garden
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry experience!

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Witness the epic battle between a sister and a wife over a patch of grass! Who knew landscaping could cause so much chaos? Join now to see the drama unfold in real-time.

    Experience the thrill of police involvement and neighbor disputes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Farms Harvested: 933 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Gods Slained: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MineTime Madness

    MineTime Madness
    Are you tired of spending hours on end staring at your screen with nothing to show for it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to boring screen time because on our server, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and riding pigs into the sunset.

    Forget about your real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom (just make sure to wear a diaper).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our legendary annual Minecraft marathon, where players compete to see who can survive the longest without blinking. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring screen time forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, we got so much action goin on, even the IDF is talkin about us! 7 soldiers killed by Hezbollah? Pffft, that’s nothin compared to the epic battles we have on the server! Join now and show off ur mad skills, maybe u can take down some virtual baddies too! Let’s goooo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • RefineryRaiders

    RefineryRaiders
    hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a treat for u! come join our server where we have a secret mission to protect all the oil refineries in iran from those pesky israelis! join us in epic battles where we defend the precious oil with our diamond swords and enchanted armor! who knew protecting oil could be so much fun?! so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the battle for the oil refineries!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 127 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 252 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Alien Abductions: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pixel Vessel Quest

    Pixel Vessel Quest
    hey u, ya u, ever wanted to see inside ur body without actually cutting urself open? well now u can on our minecraft server! we got this crazy new thing called photoacoustic tomography that lets u see all ur blood vessels and stuff in super high def. it’s like an x-ray but way cooler. imagine being able to look at ur heart and be like “wow, that’s my heart beating right there!” u gotta join our server to experience this mind-blowing technology for urself. plus, u never know what other crazy inventions we might come up with next. so come on, join us and let’s explore the inner workings of ur body together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 41

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • TerritoryMC: Because who needs towny when you can just blast each other with modern weapons and crazy enchants! Launching this weekend!

    TerritoryMC: Because who needs towny when you can just blast each other with modern weapons and crazy enchants! Launching this weekend!
    TerritoryMC Server

    Welcome to TerritoryMC!

    This is a Towny SMP with Custom Enchants x Modern Weapons, where players can participate in massive multiplayer battles during the weekends.

    We had a recent reset, after too less people joined to make this a fun widescale battling experience. Therefore, we are trying to gather as much people as possible for the second season.

    If you are interested in being a part of the community, the discord link is at below:

    https://discord.gg/SFJtPjqb

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    1. What is TerritoryMC? TerritoryMC is a Towny SMP Minecraft server with Custom Enchants and Modern Weapons. Players can participate in massive multiplayer battles during weekends.
    2. When was the recent reset? The recent reset occurred due to low player participation, and we are now gathering players for the second season.
    3. How can I join the community? You can join the community by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Farms Harvested: 325
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Villages Defended: 19
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Players Killed by Monsters: 6963
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Creepy Eyeliner Minecraft Server

    Creepy Eyeliner Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old politics and looking for some entertainment that’s actually worth watching? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and witness Vance’s fabulous eyeliner distract players during intense PvP battles. Who knew a 40-year-old man could rock makeup better than most beauty gurus? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 New Chunks Explored: 102742
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 2847

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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