Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
Chimeras Created: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Mommy’s PvP Daycare Server

    Mommy’s PvP Daycare Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence you’ll see is when you accidentally hit a chicken with your pickaxe! our server is so safe, even the creepers are friendly!

    we’ve got a special connection between building epic structures and improving your mental health! studies show that players who join our server are less likely to experience stress and anxiety, and more likely to have a blast!

    our server is like a virtual playground for kids under 5! they can build their own little houses, explore the vast world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! plus, our server is so nutritious, you’ll never go hungry with all the virtual food options!

    so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and experience the magic for yourself! who needs real life drama when you can have endless fun and adventure in our virtual world?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • /vn/ – Minecraft SMP: Fate Stay Night Edition

    /vn/ – Minecraft SMP: Fate Stay Night Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the concept of visual novels to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and pixelated tears.

    Looking for a server where you can date your favorite anime waifu? Look no further, because on our SMP, you can craft a diamond ring and propose to your virtual crush in style.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passages. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries hidden within?

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not challenge our resident E-celeb to a build-off? Show off your building skills and earn bragging rights for days.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate visual novel adventure! Just remember to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Runes Activated: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SocialMediaAddict Minecraft Server

    SocialMediaAddict Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract your wife from her social media addiction? Look no further! Join our server and watch as she spends hours building and exploring instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram and TikTok.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so engaging that it will cure her paranoia and irrational fears. Say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with thoughts of intruders breaking in – now she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to worry about anything else.

    And if that’s not enough, our server will even inspire her to embrace the great outdoors! No more arguments about day trips to museums and parks – she’ll be begging you to take her on adventures in the virtual world instead.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and watch as your wife’s social media addiction transforms into a love for gaming and exploration. Who knew pixels could be so powerful?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness for some blocky fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any stepdad drama. No pressure to accept new dads or replace beloved memories here! Plus, we don’t discriminate against ghostly dads – they get their own special seat for photos too!

    So why join our server? Because here, you can have your wedding your way without anyone telling you what to do. No need to worry about stepdads demanding special roles or moms treating deceased loved ones like replaceable accessories. It’s all about you and your blocks, baby!

    Come join us and build your way to happiness, one block at a time. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Save the Creepers!

    Save the Creepers!
    hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. FIRST OF ALL, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. u can be rich af in no time. SECONDLY, our server is protected by a pack of wild wolves that will attack any griefers. so u can build ur masterpiece in peace. AND LASTLY, we have a secret mission to save the rare pink sheep from extinction. we are the only species that will save another species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks

    Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got these brain cells that are, like, super smart and stuff. they track pronouns and link them to the right person in a sentence. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

    join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!

    imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.

    so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • 🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

    🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

    Tree SMP Minecraft Server

    Tree SMP has been open for a week and we will be having the end fight this upcoming Saturday, October 5th (More details on our discord). Come join us for the fun! We are looking for more active players and hoping you can join us on our Minecraft adventure.

    IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg | Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

    Map size Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
    Render Distance 10 Chunks
    Gamemode Hard
    Griefing/PvP Enabled
    TnT/Carpet duping Enabled
    Netheroof Enabled
    Bedrock break Enabled

    We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the server?

    To join Tree SMP, simply use the IP TreeSMP.mc.gg in your Minecraft client.

    2. What is the server’s Discord server?

    You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS for more information and to connect with other players.

    3. When is the end fight taking place?

    The end fight will be happening on Saturday, October 5th. More details can be found on our Discord server.

    4. What are the server rules?

    Some of the key rules on Tree SMP include no hacking, respect other players, and no griefing outside of designated areas. More detailed rules can be found in our Discord server.

    5. Can I use mods on the server?

    We allow certain mods on the server, but it is recommended to check with the server admins or in the Discord server for a list of approved mods.

    6. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a server admin or moderator either in-game or through our Discord server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Godot Fork Minecraft Server

    Godot Fork Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Godot? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to wait for anything! Our server is so fast, even Godot himself would be impressed.

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You’ll never know what to expect around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a rainbow or a zombie doing the cha-cha.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • My RX 7800 XT Minecraft SMP Warranty Repair – Still Not OP

    My RX 7800 XT Minecraft SMP Warranty Repair – Still Not OP
    Are you tired of dealing with faulty graphics cards in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where even the most broken RX 7800 XTs work perfectly fine! Our server is so magical, it can even fix hardware issues with just a click of a button. Who needs warranty repairs when you can just hop on our server and game in peace? Join now and experience the wonders of our mystical Minecraft world where GPUs never fail and gamers never cry over broken tech!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • XmasBoyfriendNotReady Minecraft Server

    XmasBoyfriendNotReady Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and skeletons!

    We understand the struggle of navigating post-divorce family dynamics, which is why our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. No need to worry about your mom’s boyfriend crashing Christmas dinner – on our server, the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally fall into a ravine.

    So come join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of finding your new normal. Plus, who needs awkward family gatherings when you can spend the holidays mining for diamonds and battling zombies?

    Don’t be an Enderman hiding in the shadows – join our Minecraft server and let the holiday stress melt away like snow in the Nether!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SisGone4Garden

    SisGone4Garden
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry experience!

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Witness the epic battle between a sister and a wife over a patch of grass! Who knew landscaping could cause so much chaos? Join now to see the drama unfold in real-time.

    Experience the thrill of police involvement and neighbor disputes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MineTime Madness

    MineTime Madness
    Are you tired of spending hours on end staring at your screen with nothing to show for it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to boring screen time because on our server, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and riding pigs into the sunset.

    Forget about your real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom (just make sure to wear a diaper).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our legendary annual Minecraft marathon, where players compete to see who can survive the longest without blinking. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring screen time forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1420 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, we got so much action goin on, even the IDF is talkin about us! 7 soldiers killed by Hezbollah? Pffft, that’s nothin compared to the epic battles we have on the server! Join now and show off ur mad skills, maybe u can take down some virtual baddies too! Let’s goooo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 183
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • RefineryRaiders

    RefineryRaiders
    hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a treat for u! come join our server where we have a secret mission to protect all the oil refineries in iran from those pesky israelis! join us in epic battles where we defend the precious oil with our diamond swords and enchanted armor! who knew protecting oil could be so much fun?! so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the battle for the oil refineries!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Ores Mined: 6464

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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