Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 9127 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Potions Brewed: 114

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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