MomCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Time Flies Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of feeling like time is slipping away? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where time stands still…literally! That’s right, on our server, time moves at a snail’s pace so you can enjoy every moment to the fullest.

Imagine building the biggest, baddest castle without worrying about the sun setting too soon. Or exploring vast caves without the fear of nightfall. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t let time dictate your Minecraft experience any longer. Join our server and take control of time itself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ChibaCraft: Where Every Player is an Isekai Protag!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be just like Chiba from your favorite isekai anime! Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where you can become the ultimate alienated gamer otaku with unearned but incredibly powerful cheat skills that make you invincible.

Build your very own harem by turning your female friends into slaves, just like Chiba! Embrace your inner awkward, maladjusted loser and conquer the Minecraft world with your superior gaming knowledge.

Unlike other servers, we won’t be sucking your dick or treating you like god’s gift to the universe. Our server is a no-holds-barred attack on contemporary isekai and its audience, so if you’re ready to embrace your inner Chiba, join us now!

Don’t be like JK Haru, be like Chiba and show the world what a true isekai hero looks like. Sign up today and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	711
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KinoCraft: Where the Pixels Drop and the Laughs Never Stop

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Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience, dude!

Join this server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Not only that, but you’ll also get to ride on a unicorn, fight dragons with a diamond sword, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, tame a wild wolf and ride it into battle, and even participate in a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond (okay, maybe not, but it’s still cool)!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TrustyCraft: The Server of Broken Promises

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring, old servers that promise excitement but deliver snooze-fest? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, you’ll find unicorns roaming freely, dragons guarding treasure, and aliens building secret bases underground. Yes, you heard that right – aliens in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret time machine that can transport you to different eras in Minecraft history. Want to mine with the dinosaurs or build a castle with knights? No problem, just hop in the time machine and off you go!

So, do you still have trust in boring servers? Join us and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

YeetCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘You’re All Right’

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Welcome to our Wacky Minecraft Server where you can escape from the creepy old men online and join a community of fellow gamers who will keep you entertained and laughing all day long!

Join us for insane adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles in a world where anything is possible. Our server is filled with ridiculous mods and outrageous challenges that will keep you on your toes and coming back for more.

Forget about those creepy online encounters and immerse yourself in a world of fun and laughter. Our community is here to support you and make sure you never feel alone again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Wacky Minecraft Server today and say goodbye to those creepy old men online for good!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 265653102

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the grass is always greener, the diamonds are always shinier, and the creepers are always creepier!

Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the enchanted forest guarded by a pack of zombie chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous disco cave where players can dance the night away while dodging lava pits and dodging skeletons throwing glowstick arrows!

If you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret weakness for cheeseburgers. Just make sure to bring plenty of ketchup for the battle!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5559

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

20 Second Challenge: If You Can’t Answer, You’re Not a Gamer

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the SMART survive! If you can’t solve a simple question in 20 seconds, then sorry, but we don’t consider you SMART enough to join our ranks.

But fear not, for those who do possess the INTELLECTUAL prowess to pass our test, you will be rewarded with endless adventures and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a TALKING COW who only speaks in riddles.

Join us if you dare, and prove that you are not just a mere mortal, but a MASTERMIND of Minecraft. Remember, on this server, only the GENIUSES prevail.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join now to play alongside Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the LEGENDARY players who will guide you through the most insane quests and challenges!

Enna, with her YouTube channel full of HILARIOUS Minecraft videos, will show you the ropes and help you become a true Minecraft master. Millie, the Twitter queen, will keep you entertained with her WACKY antics and amazing builds.

But wait, there’s more! Nina, the GRADUATED Minecraft pro, will teach you secret tips and tricks that will blow your mind. And Reimu, the Twitter sensation, will lead you on EPIC adventures that will leave you breathless.

And don’t forget about Ethyria Essentials – the MUST-HAVE resource pack that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. With custom textures and CRAZY features, you’ll never want to play without it again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Towns Built:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Lucky Blocks R Us

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty McCraftface

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

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Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	189

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5