come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll inherit is FUN! forget about that boring real life stuff, on our server you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. plus, we have a special feature where if your minecraft mom has symptoms of alzheimer’s disease, you’ll find extra rare diamonds in the game! it’s like a genetic jackpot, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some serious adventure on our server. who needs real life when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Void Armor Forged: 21
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 21
Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • LiverCraft: Where You Only Get 2 Lives!

    LiverCraft: Where You Only Get 2 Lives!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have ONLY 2 LIVERS left! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Our audience here rivals Hololive’s last year Fes stage concert. That’s right, we have virtual idols cheering you on as you mine and build your way to victory. And guess what? Nijisanji keeps on winning in every competition we host on this server. So if you want to be a part of this epic showdown of virtual talents and Minecraft skills, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual idol performing live in-game. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 413 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!

    Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land where unicorns roamed freely and rainbows filled the sky, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was so wild, so crazy, that artists and writers were banned because their creativity just couldn’t handle the madness.

    But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest of players can survive the chaos that awaits. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

    So if you’re ready to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, we don’t need humans on this server – only the craziest of gamers need apply.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

    Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!

    Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!

    Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!

    So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?

    Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL

    CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL
    🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤣

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with insane adventures and ridiculous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    Join now for a chance to battle Gregorius in an indoor torment with heavy armor. Who knows what kind of loot you’ll find in his lair! And don’t forget about the Hot Spring event where you can relax and unwind with Shigure and her pals. 🌊

    But wait, there’s more! Take part in the General Student Council missions and help Balancing Schale’s Books. Who knew accounting could be so fun in Minecraft? And if you’re feeling brave, join the Joint Firing Drill for some intense defense action!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server full of craziness and laughter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! 😉🎮 #BestMinecraftServerEver

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness

    Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace all the craziness of the Minecraft world! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the wild and wacky!

    Join us if you agree with incels and mgtow views on women, or if you’re a fan of femcels and terfsshitty people who don’t deserve the standards they set for others. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? You won’t find another server like this, where centrism is the most logical conclusion to all the chaos.

    So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find someone who shares your unique sentiment and you can bond over your love for simping for women or being too lenient on them. Let’s embrace the insanity together!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition

    Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles with creepers riding on llamas, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even participate in our weekly ender dragon rodeo!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mobs that drop rainbow loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt

    Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most INSANE adventure of your life? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling ZOMBIE LLAMAS with their trusty diamond sword. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE, ride a PINK LLAMA into battle, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might even run into a TALKING CACTUS along the way. See you there!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Loona’s Block Party

    Loona’s Block Party
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to dance battles for rare prizes. And did I mention our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? So what are you waiting for? Join Deepthroat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 172

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!

    MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Mexican elections? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive and thrive in a world where mayoral candidates are dropping like flies!

    Imagine a server where you have to run for mayor of your own virtual city, but watch out for rival players trying to take you out before election day! Will you be like Noe Ramos Ferretiz, fighting for re-election despite the odds? Or will you end up like Alberto Garcia, found dead on an island in a reservoir (hopefully not beaten to death by other players)?

    With the most violent elections on record, our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some heart-pounding action and political intrigue. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!

    PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Pokemon have mesugaki now! That’s right, our animations have gone so far that even the Pokemon are getting in on the action. Imagine battling a Charizard with the most fabulous eyelashes you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a dabbing Enderman wandering around, and if you can find him, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious encounters, and the chance to witness Minecraft history in the making. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? It’s time to log on and find out!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Villages Defended: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans

    LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans! – We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky? – Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight! – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed. – And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?

    So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dimension Hops: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Crackers

    Crafty Crackers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the white bros are always causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers in tuxedos, zombies doing the floss dance, and skeletons with impeccable fashion sense.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the best dancers in town.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creeper pranks and remember, with great power comes great pixelated responsibility!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 737 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 318
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Vivian’s VibeCraft: Where the memes are as spicy as the creepers

    Vivian’s VibeCraft: Where the memes are as spicy as the creepers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry llamas riding on pigs with explosive saddlebags. But don’t worry, you can defend yourself with a giant rubber chicken that shoots rainbow lasers!

    Oh, and did we mention that the grass on this server is made of cheese? That’s right, you can literally mine for cheddar while fending off zombie cows that moo in perfect harmony. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you the power to fly on the back of a giant chicken named Cluckles.

    So why wait? Join this server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have llama-pig explosions and cheese grass galore? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join this server today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Tranny Server: Where sanity is optional and creativity is key!

    Crafty Tranny Server: Where sanity is optional and creativity is key!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where FTM trannies are more sane because they took testosterone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole village of them building insane structures with their newfound testosterone-fueled energy!

    And as for that girl wanting to start a school shooting? Don’t worry, that was just a rumor spread by a group of mischievous creepers who were jealous of her mad PvP skills. Join our server and witness the epic battles she has with the creepers, all while proving that transgenderism is definitely not a mental illness!

    So come on, join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1688 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 78 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Villages Defended: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5186

    Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5186
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, but the catch is, you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to access it. Trust me, it’s worth it!

    2. We have a unicorn petting zoo where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns while battling evil creepers. It’s a once in a lifetime experience!

    3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Can you bust a move and win?

    4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes. Just make sure to bring your glowsticks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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