| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4309 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6041 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.
so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9471 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3891 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 429 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6412 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Website | https://nearvanilla.com |
| Server Guide | Our Notion Page |
| Map | https://map.nearvanilla.com |
| Season 5 Recap Video | https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY |
| Screenshots | https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE |
Requirements:
Zero Tolerance Policy:
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”
To apply through Discord, click the link here.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server? | Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated. |
| Are there age restrictions to join the server? | Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla. |
| Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server? | Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server. |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2488 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 119 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 187 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!
Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6731 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.
But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.
Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1213 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 222 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2100 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.
So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4814 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4788 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7065 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3937 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2645 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!
come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5586 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.
so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1865 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 2557 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1510 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| 🌴 Server Highlights: | Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons |
|---|---|
| Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort | |
| Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat | |
| Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community |
| 🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features: | Player heads for unique decorating |
|---|---|
| Armor stand editor for creative displays | |
| Invisible item frames for clean builds |
| 🤝 Community Focus: | Regular community events and minigames |
|---|---|
| Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate | |
| Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules | |
| Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat! |
👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!
Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3579 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.
And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9456 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7575 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.
Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?
Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5761 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 236 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9808 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6293 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.
So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
