MissileMayhemCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyUkrainians

alleged shooting, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, Investigating, investigation, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes

lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Woof Talkers United

animal communication, dog behavior, dog communication, dog training, dog vocal communication, dog vocal processing, dog vocalizations, human-dog communication, pet behavior, pet language, pet psychology, pet speech, pet tempo, pet vocal processing, pet vocal tempo, pet vocalizations, pet voices, pet voices practicality, speech rate, Talkers, United, vocalizations, woof

come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Items Found:	6657	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchantments Applied:	149
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

Accusers, Anon, ASK, ass, CONSIDER, creeper, damn, Demand, keep out of prison, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, MOTHERFUCKERS, Pay, pay off, Prison, protect legacy, recurring, reoccurring, smp, STOP, stupid, Tax

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	2976
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyHeirloom

BlockyHeirloom, family betrayal, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family decision, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family home, family house, family inheritance, family legacy, family loyalty, family ownership, family relationships, family responsibility, family ties, family trust, family unity, old house

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crops Grown:	8974	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

Edition, Factor, fear, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, Phobia, PhobiaCraft, unusual fear

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ParisianParkingMadness

city, Congestion, environmental impact, European cities, France, heavy vehicles, Mayor, motorists, Paris, ParisianParkingMadness, parking fees, policy, Pollution, regulations, ring road, speed limit, sustainable, suvs, traffic, Transportation, Urban planning

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, PLAYS, Server

TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

Adventure, avoiding danger, Avoiding Rape, challenge, dangerous terrain, Escape, frozen, frozen river, Gaming, Gaming Community, Hardcore, Hell, Minecraft, online gaming, perseverance, player safety, river, Server, skill, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Tips, video game

Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	179	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

#announcement, Allardyce, Announced, blockquotepSam, British, Coach, controversy, england, football, Football Association, football manager, hezbollah, leadership, Manager, Mayorpblockquote, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, premier league, Sam Allardyce, smp, Soccer, sports, temporary, temporary appointment, temporary leader, temporary role

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GymCrafters: AITA?

aita, Boundaries, budget-friendly, Commitment, Communication, Dedication, early bird, Exercise, FITNESS, goals, gym, GymCrafters, health, INDEPENDENCE, Insecurity, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, strength training, Support, weight loss

Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Potions Brewed:	153	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	4977

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

bbc news, chief, Cold War tensions, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, global politics, IMMINENT, international relations, Jens Stoltenberg, Military, nato, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Today, Western Allies

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2693
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Potions Brewed:	88
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1